yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Will you marry me?

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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YOU IS DUM

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Women's rights.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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