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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

A fat boy walked into a party

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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