A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Compton

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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who smells? •Liam

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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