- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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