- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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