Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Turn around.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Obama-Care

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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