- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

a show horse jumps over a bar

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

That's Racist

Q: What's the point? A: .

guess what chicken butt

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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