A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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