Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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GONNA

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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