Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Poop

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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S.O.P.A

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Women's rights.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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