What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Microsoft Windows

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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