Knock, knock. Come in!

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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S.O.P.A

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Flab

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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whos gay? you are

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Women's Rights

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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