Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Knock knock *No one was home*

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

I'm gay.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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