- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

women leaving the kitchen

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Knock Knock No one answers....

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Yeah, totally.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

AVI IS A FAG

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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