What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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