- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

women leaving the kitchen

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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