Hitler was Jewish.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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