What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Jokes are funny.

Banana(s)

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

World Peace

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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