- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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