- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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