- Anti Joke

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo