what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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penis

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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