- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is my joke. funny

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Justin Bieber

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

What's white and very boney? A bone

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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