- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Don't think of granny porn

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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