- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Period Blood

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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