- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

World Peace

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

women leaving the kitchen

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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