A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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the your face joke

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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