- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What is a question?

cms.......?????

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

Baseball

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Chaney is a dumb b****

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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