Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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what time is it rape time

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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