- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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