Poop

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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you just lost the game!

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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OGC - tilt your head

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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imadewords

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Anti Joke

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