What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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cory is gay

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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