- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What flys? A fly

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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