If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Kittens.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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