What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Susie has Autism

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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dog

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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