What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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