What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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who smells? •Liam

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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robin, get in the car.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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