Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Like this joke

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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cory is gay

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Enchilada

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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My Girlfriend

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obama is a good president

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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