Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

planking.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Knock, knock. Come in!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A guy is playing cod

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