1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Penis.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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