what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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who smells? •Liam

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Anti Joke

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