Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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YOU IS DUM

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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I'm taken

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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