Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Canada

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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