- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Women's Rights

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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