A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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