What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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weiner? balls

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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whos gay? you are

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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