Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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GAY PEOPLE

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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