- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Nickelback.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Penis!

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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