I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Chuck Norris

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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