- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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