- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Hitler was Jewish.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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