whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Chaney is a dumb b****

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What sucks?

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Chuck Norris died.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Jake Bowar

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

guess what? chicken butt.

Knock Knock No one answers....

A fat boy walked into a party

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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