- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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