What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Your mom

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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