Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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