like my drawing of a white person?

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Teen pregnancy

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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women's lacrosse.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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suck my dick.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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