Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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cms.......?????

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Patrick is gay

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Pickles

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