- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

I only like NY as a friend.

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