When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

How do magnets work?

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

weiner? balls

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Knock Knock Come in

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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