why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

weiner? balls

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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