knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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You know George Washington? He died.

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42

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Pavel Novak

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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