- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Why was johny late to school? He died

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Anne Frank.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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