Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Chuck Norris

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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