Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Baseball

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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