what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Brittney Spears

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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