- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

A jew went to Germany.

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