A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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no u

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Patrick is gay

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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