ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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AVI IS A FAG

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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