Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

penisface

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

you will die someday

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Anti Joke

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