- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

An asian walks out of math class

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Hey Caleb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

women's rights.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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