Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Teen pregnancy

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What sucks?

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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