- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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