- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

minorities.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Kittens.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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