- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

The glass is half an hour.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

nine...eleven

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

obama is a good president

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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