What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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The WNBA

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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