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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Kittens.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Women

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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