- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Womens rights

Knock knock (No one is home)

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

suck my dick.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

like my drawing of a white person?

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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