- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Mitt Romney for president.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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