What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Romney 2012

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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