- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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