What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

People Eating Tasty Animals

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Working hard or hardly working????

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Knock, knock. Come in!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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