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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

shut up

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Someone told me about this website.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What's white and sticky? Glue

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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