What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Penis jokes.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

women's rights.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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