Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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lol

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Penis in a box.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Communism

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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