- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

French people

tim rafter died no one cared

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What flys? A fly

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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