- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

oops

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

A man. That is all.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.