What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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dead babies

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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