Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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A man. That is all.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Tim's gay.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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