Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

My mom.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

ollie is a fag so are you

You know George Washington? He died.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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