roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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women's lacrosse.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Anti Joke

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