What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A horse walks into a glue factory..

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

My mom just died....

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

b

thumb_up thumb_down +17

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down +15

balls in ya mouf

thumb_up thumb_down +13

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops