How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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women's rights.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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My Girlfriend

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96

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So dont touch it

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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