A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Jokes are funny.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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