- Anti Joke

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

baby seal walks into a bar

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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you will die someday

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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