What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Women's rights.

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World peace

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Yeah, totally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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